Dave Playpenz, world renowned dungeon pissartisan loiterer, is putting together his ‘fuckit list’ (from this point on abbreviated as Daves’s “FIL”) because unfortunately, whilst he was running around causing mayhem and having fun, the big C set up residence in various parts of his body. Dave now calls it’s the Big C*NT
We know some of you will be surprised to learn that there are still things that he has not done we know some of his ‘not so close friends’ are secretly relived that he has already tried cannibalism.
Any monies raised will be put towards any activity Dave has in his list and in any order. Monies raised will only be spent on Dave, but Dave reserves the right to…well do anything he wants really but …he reserves the right to use funds to allow friends and/or family to join in the aforementioned activities so that others also get to feel Daves ‘FIL” – should you have a particular interest in joining Dave on any of his list items please contact him direct an state what activity you are interested in and then get your bloody wallet out. Connections appreciated via the link below the list. Suggestions welcome via the link below ther list
THE LIST SO FAR:
Hot air Ballooning
Tower bridge walk*
Party at top of Shard*
Torture Museum, Bruges
Rebuild sidecar outfit & race Burt munro rally in NZ (feb 2019)
*People are welcome to join for day activities and racing . Dates will depend on availability so watch out for announcements – please no hassling for dates!
IN PROGRESS / DATE BOOKED ~ Private hire cinema evening* - VOTING IN PROGRESS - VOTE HERE ~ Finding the Dave Doppelgänger who works in London Underground - PHOTOSHOOT BEING SET UP
SOMETHING ELSE YOU THINK HE SHOUD DO? ARE THERE FAVOURS YOU CAN CASH IN TO HELP WITH HIS PLIGHT –
…and be in with the change to win a limited edition ‘NNS T-shirt’
Ts & Cs
- No activity, experience or random purchase may be deemed too frivolous. Employees of ‘Death Inc’ ‘Death Ltd’ , Underworld International and ‘Reaper World plc’ or any associated company of ‘Death Inc’ ‘Death Ltd’ , Underworld International and ‘Reaper World plc’ and their immediate families, persons connected with the Afterlife and their immediate families i.e. prize sponsors, travel agents, wholesoulsalers & their agents are not eligible to donate money to the fund
- Dave cannot accept any responsibility for any damage, loss, injury or disappointment suffered by any contributor – or himself during the process.
- Any monies not spent by Dave in his allotted time will be donated to NNS (Nasal Necrophilia Society) and used to facilitate the inebriation of NNS members and friends
- We thank you in advance for your cash donation. We would like to remind participants that although the ‘Dave Death Wish List’ is the official collection vehicle, Dave is happy to discuss non-monetary contributions of gifts and services but may, in,appropriate circumstances, and at its sole discretion, reject, edit, remove or disable access to spend time or communicate at all with him if he appears to be legally or otherwise problematic (e.g. if it is legal, if you have a bad infringe, consideration for privacy rights of others, use non-defamatory remarks etc. or for any other reason; including if he just can’t be arsed.
Lets all give Dave a big wedge(ie) and give back a little of the joy we have all felt whilst either watching him expand other peoples boundries of reality and/or the acceptable exposure to that edge or delightfully being part of that process (e.g. pick your favorite location/club/sofa where you can recall Dave coming into focus grinning that grin and giggling that giggle that you know means he is right in the middle of a huge pile of mischief.)
FREE PRIZE SNORE: Win a limited edition -‘NNS T-shirt’
“for those who nose fashion’
** A list of posssible ‘group’ activities coming soon